FRIENDS is actually an acronym for the names of the characters :)
my dad and brother in law are sitting and bitching about me while I’m in the next room haha
update: apparently I’m spoilt bc i own a phone and laptop
update: my dad said that his family was humble and they didn’t have ‘shit like that’
my dad was born in 58’
it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob
what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob
Because we have vaginas
This week on My Strange Addiction:
Girl spends over 1,000 hours on a game to pay back an in game mortgage to a raccoon, She claims its to ‘relax’
That’s perfectly reasonable.
does anyone else sort of get a lesbian vibe from ellen degeneres?
i cant believe i watched a 12 minute video of a dude smoking out of a pizza